Your personality is "The One That Never Sleeps"!

The One That Never Sleeps
You literally never sleep. Somehow your body functions perfectly well without closing your eyes for longer than the length of a transcendental meditation session (although this could be because of your strict vegan fruit juice diet... but I digress). Your friends and family look at you puzzled and a little bit scared as you address your vast cult following about your revelations and experiences with heroic doses of psychedelics, saintly preaching about your spiritual awakening as a reincarnation of a hive mind made of elf machines from hyperspace.
You have transcended being a mortal human.
Advice: don't put cyanide in the kool-aid, thanks

New album "Personality Test" out May 14th 2019 on The Funky Cat